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"I'm the greatest"
Both are likely to leave your bathroom stinking for hours, but if you asked them they’d tell you that they shit solid gold that carries the delicate aroma of lilac.
So, which one is more full of himself? Kanye “God’s gift to music” West or Justin “God’s gift to the ladies” Timberlake.
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Here’s the new video for “Love & Sex & Magic” from Ciara featuring Justin Timberlake.
I’ve never paid much attention to Ciara and couldn’t tell you anything else she’s done. Wasn’t she the one who got dropped by her label so they could sign Rihanna? No? That was Christina Milian? Whatever, the video has JT in it. My Freebie 5 needs to be updated. How could I forget JT? He ‘s hot and hillarious. Tom Brady is out, JT is in!
Hahaha, just reading Ciara’s Wikipedia page and her middle name is “Princess”. Ghetto!
Stacey: Sorry Tanya, but JT is a wanker. He beleives he is God’s gift to everyone and everything…YOU WERE IN N’SYNC FOR GOODNESS SAKE! Get over yourself. If all her ever did was dance, I think I could jump on board with the whole JT business, I just want to punch him in the face whenever he speaks.
I am not sure who is more unsufferable; JT or Kanye West. At least Kanyeappreciates his fans.
BTW, it was rumored at one point that Ciara was engaged to Little Bow Wow.
Oh! And that she was actually a man. I don’t see it.
Tanya: At least JT can make fun of himself. Remember Dick in a Box? (I’ve included Dick in a Box & Jizz in My Pants after the jump because they are awesome) The whole video is making fun if boy bands. Watch the dance moves, they’re straight out of the N’Sync days and are meant to make fun of it all. Kanye? Well… I really like Kanye’s music but he is too much. Kanye: “my greatest pain in life is that I will never be able to see myself perform live.”
Lil’ Bow Wow? GAG!
Stacey: Hehehe, ya, that was pretty funny. He was really funny in Love Guru too. I like him when he is not being himself.
Tanya: JT was great in Love Guro. IMO he’s the only reason the movie wasn’t a complete piece of turd (sorry, I know you like Love Guru, but I thought it was terrible and deserving of the Razzie).
Yum! Taylor Lautner's Rock Hard Abs
I think I have a sick crush on Taylor Lautner….seriously, that kid is so cute I could just squeeze him to death…and as my favorite character in the books, I love him a little more. I can’t wait for the 2nd movie, because that really is Bella and Jacob’s story.
Its funny, ever since we discovered the Rob Pattison/Tanya’s ex boyfriend similarity its been harder for me to crush on him…would it be illegal if I bumped Rob for Taylor on my Freebie Five? Lainey has this whole thing about guy math…you can’t crush on or date a man that is yonger than you by half your age plus 5…so TECHNICALLY I am in the clear for Taylor…but 17 is a bit young…
Tanya: I think Taylor is adorable, but he reminds me of my bro so the lustfulness is totally not there. And Stacey, your math sucks. 26/2=13+5=18 which = TOO YOUNG! “Freebie” implies no ramifications, such as jail time for being a pedo, so I say switch him in! Is he on Lainey’s list?
Stacey: Oh right!!! I forgot I am 26…ugg, that sounds so old to me…MID twenties…
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I've seen that pose on ANTM
Note to self: when wearing a silver dress do not make Star Trek hand gestures. It gives of the impression that the dress is really a space suit. Small space suit dress + Star Trek = attack of the geeky IT guys at lunch.
That said, if I could pull this off and not 1. look like Beth Ditto, and 2. look really out of place in the office, I would wear it.
Stacey: Love love love this dress. Especially on her. She always does cute and sweet but this dress has a some sass, which is so great on her.
Ryan Phillipe, eat your heart out.
For the record Tanya, you don’t look anything like Beth Ditto. You always kinda reminded me of Lisa Kudrow, which is a a total compliment, cause I love her.
Tanya: Awwww! Thanks Stace! <3
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